LETTER TO BAD DOG OWNERS

Three days later I lay a rose and a letter on the doorstep to the apartment building.

This was the letter I left him.

To:       The owner of a large black lab.

From: P for Poovenge.

Politely I ask of you to Picture this rose as Poop.

Purposely I inform you, your Practice is a Problem for many People. Thus I Present to you the Proper Protocol when your Pet Poops and you Purposely Pretend to be oblivious.  PLACE POO IN PLATISC BAG!

Please take Particular notice, I am a “Pacifist” A Person opposed to violence as a means of settling disputes or Problems.

Perhaps, Picturing Particular Possibilities will provoke you to Prevent your Past from reoccurring. Pained, I have Pondered, how to, Patiently Purify the streets of Putrid droppings.

Perhaps your think your Posture in Public is Powerful, Prestigious, thus Privileged and of this you are Particularly Proud, making you Pompous and Pretentious. Presumably, this does Pertains to you, thus a Predicament; you do not Partake in Pursing our Plan of having of clean streets.

It is difficult to Provoke you to Permanently make a Pact to Purge your Perverse Pattern Pertaining to your Pet Poo. However I do truly hope this letter will make you Partake in future actions that will Prevent Precious Persons from Probable accidents. I do Predict you shall swallow your Pride and from now on and Perfectly Pick up Poo.

Please Pick up POOP.

Passionately,

P for Poovenge.  

PICTURE THIS ROSE A POOP, How Pleasant?

Any thoughts on this letter? We are not poets so please help! Perhaps you have some better ideas! Please comment below!

Passionatley,

P

THE BLACK LAB

Before I tell the next story I would like to note we had the idea for this entire blog/organization after watching the movie “V for Vendetta”. Also note we do not want to harm or punish anyone. However we do want to work together, with you, to confront people and let them know they should reconsider their actions, when leaving there dog feces for others to step in.

So to the story!

I am enjoying a morning coffee on the way to work, and then it happened.

8:32 A black lab leaves a huge brown muffin just beside the curb near a church.

8:32 - 8:33 the dog’s owner slows down his walking pace and pretends to be a very important stock broker (or something he deems important) on a very important phone call, making it ok that he does not notice. Very clever, very very clever Mr. Stock broker. Fool, it is obvious he knows his dog is defecating in front of a church.

8:33 I nearly puke when I smell the rancid odor of the dog’s but butter.  I continue on my way to work.

8:36 I realize the lord is on my side today, (I guess he wants us to clean the streets,

;-)) Black lab and Mr. Important stock broker/ bad actor are still walking in front of me after 4 blocks. They walk the same route as I do to work.  Perfect!

8:39 After five minutes of walking behind Mr. Stock broker he takes his keys out and opens a door to an apartment building only a few blocks from my office. Beautiful, a new idea has been born. 

We decide to take a leaf from the movie V for vendetta.

Are we vigilantes on the Internet?

I began to think are we vigilantes? Are vigilantes ok? Is batman a good guy or a bad guy? Most of us would probably say he is on the good side. What about spider man, the fantastic four, the boondock saints, V from V for Vendetta or the Ninja turtles? Many of us regard these fictitious characters are hero’s.

Hollywood has made Billions of dollars using the idea of people outside the law standing up against the evils of society! We look up to them! So is the idea of Poovenge wrong? No. I think not. Our idea is a peaceful one. Perhaps we are not vigilantes, we are simply two people who want to motivate others to kindly and friendly confront dog owners who feel it is ok to ignore the fact THEIR DOG just defecated in front of a kindergarten. 

How can we do it??? Please comment!

Can we change peoples way of thinking?

Remember to wipe, but dont flush.

Since beginning this blog we have obviously taken more notice of  how dog owners behave in public.

Today I witnessed something amazing. I had parked my car and began walking toward my friend’s house. On the way, an elderly man’s dog does his number 2 on a lawn where children are playing. Naturally I casually stop to observe and pretend I am on the phone. As the dog/wolf finishes his business the Opa takes something out of his pocket and bends over. I am delighted to see him picking up the poo...than my delight turns to shock, “Opa” has not bent over to pick up the fecal matter! Rather he has taken a baby wipe, yes a baby wipe out of his pocket to clean his pet wolfs back end. He thoroughly wipes “wolf” clean and then simply walks away from the crime scene. Leaving the children a golden opportunity to step in the fresh chocolate pie. How kind of the old man.

This scene sparks my thought process. What kind of man does this? He is nicely dressed and seems like he would be a respectable citizen. What has “opa” taught his children and what is he teaching his grandchildren. Does he teach them to go to the bathroom clean their bum and than simply leave their droppings in the toilet, giving the smell an opportunity to spread through the house? What has he taught them about respecting other people’s property, religions, beliefs and feelings? How many other selfish acts does he believe to be acceptable? 

A new time has come ...

Welcome to Poovenge!

“Poovenge” The act of peacefully seeking revenge against lazy, careless, arrogant, self loving, selfish, dog owners, who are not responsible enough to pick up their dogs feces.

My partner and I have decided to fight for dog poo free streets, parks, and sidewalks. Many of us have experienced the joys of stepping into dog poo and understand how frustrating that can be.

People who do not pick up their dogs street muffins can no longer simply leave the poo without worry. 

Let us be active, let us confront the offender, let us clean up the streets.

Respectfully,

P. vom Randobruch

THIS MUST STOP!